You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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