Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
the raccoons are back...
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