Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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