I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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