windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
And then he peed in my hair
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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