I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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