As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
