I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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