i just google imaged poop.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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