Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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