windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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