so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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