I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Can I color on your dick again?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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