if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just found puke in my bra..
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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