i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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