Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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