so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think i have herpe
just one?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
