if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
COCAINE IS GR8
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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