you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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