I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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