she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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