She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Fuck appropriateness.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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