i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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