he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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