Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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