we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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