WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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