Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
they're like a gay fantastic four
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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