I feel like abortions should bother me more
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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