u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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