I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
These tits shall not be calmed
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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