Sponge bath it is.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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