Kiss
Puke
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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