I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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