the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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