Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.