apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
So is that a yes?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not