I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She's the barista slut.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
I hate when you're right.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."