Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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