it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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