You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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