would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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