who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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