I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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