What a fucking waste of an outfit
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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