gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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