What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
