You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think my vagina is haunted
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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