it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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