I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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