ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The uberlube is also flammable
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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