Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He literally asked permission to hit on me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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