theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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