if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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