I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she smelled like a LAN party
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
wow bdsm is so cute
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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