i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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