dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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