now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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