Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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