She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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