A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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