what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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